Cutesy 'Sorry Princess, I only date Crack Whores' Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Look, i honestly don't know how to justify or spin selling this T'shirt. Sometimes I just let my mind wander and intrusive thoughts like this come to me. And for some unknown reason I decide "Hey, let me put that on a shirt". Or maybe I saw this somewhere and subconciously copied it. Honestly I dont know. It's hard to be original these days. Anyway where was I? Oh yeah, buy this shirt please.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size